Where I'm going

Due to an outpouring of demand, I am revealing my destinations.
They are:
South Africa (2 day stay) and Swaziland (the rest of the time).

Here's an addendum to this post. It has some links that you can check to learn a little more about the world you are living in. Links that are specific to Swaziland, at least.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swaziland
http://www.gov.sz/ (the OFFICIAL government page)
http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0108004.html
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/wz.html (this is the page provided by our own CIA. This is your tax dollars hard at work)